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THIS IS THE EMAIL WE GOT CONCERNING THE HURRICANE EVACUEES THAT WILL STILL BE IN OUR SCHOOL BUILDING ON MONDAY:

Hello all,

As you’ve probably heard, all public schools will be open on Monday. We have been functioning as a shelter for those who have displaced by the hurricane - and we will continue to do so when you return this Monday. I understand that some of you may be uncomfortable with idea of sharing our building with the evacuees - some of whom are indeed mentally ill - but please realize that they have nowhere else to turn. 

It has also come to my attention that parents are concerned that the evacuees may have contagious diseases. While we cannot guarantee that they will not come into contact with students, we strongly urge parents to ensure that their children come to school on Monday with condoms so that they will remain safe during the inevitable bouts of rampant forced intercourse.”

THEY TOLD US TO BRING CONDOMS? WHY? WHY WOULD I NEED TO BRING CONDOMS? SHOULD THEY BE RIBBED OR????!!?!?!

  1. ainvayi said: "INEVITABLE" omfg wtf
  2. davefrancoh said: Rampant forced intercourse??
  3. iremadegofollowmynewblog said: wHAT OH MY GOD
  4. msvelvetpelvic said: What, wait. Devi. You must text me noww
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